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to take a shower in the evening. you wash off the days' memories to absorb the nocturnal moods more intensely.
then you write a letter to your crush.
It works. night showers made me a more generous and open-minded lover.
morning wood...but it’s at night.
Samantha: *enters the room*
Me: damn I gotta hide this night wood
The same as a date night without getting laid at the end.
After eating 2 lbs of chicken fingers for dinner, Harry was too tired to bang his wife, but he still masturbated in bed beside her. It was just another bate night.
A song that makes ex lunch club stans sob and cry.
Person 1: “hey have you ever listened to malbaro nights?”
Person 2: “yeah I ha-“ *burst out in tears
Where juniors all go out one night and fuck up all the sophomores houses in high school.
“You ready to go fuck up some houses on Toga Night”
“Fuck yah”
An evening of food, fellowship, and fun!
Jeanie: Hey, are you going to Café Night?
William: Café Night? What's that??
Jeanie: Uhhh.. like.. the biggest event of the year??? C'mon, where have you been?! Talents from all over the Sacramento area will come and show off what they got! There will be delicious food, plus you can bring your friends!
Williamr: WOW! That sounds amazing! I'll be there!!
Jeanie: Awesome!!
*high five freeze in the air!!*
The act of spooning during sleep whereby a female uses their partners hands to cup their breasts for support during the night.
HER: I can't be bothered to wear a bra tonight
HIM: I'll just Night Bra ya