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A person who is obsessed with nipples. They always try and grab nipples where ever they see them. Usually, a female, the more aggravated cases can be male as well.
Man, that girl Trinity is a real Nipple Monkey!
A nipple knife is when a females nipple gets really hard and could be used to cut open a potato or any other hard object a knife can handle.
Last night my girl friend had her nipple knife out cutting the potatoes and slinging them into the hot boiling water to turn them into mashed potatoes.
When someone licks your nipple and then you stamp them with it.
“Dude, she just nipple stamped you.”
Rubbing your breast all over a man or woman while you have soap on your breasts.
She totally gave Michael Bolton a nipple bath while they were in his hotel room.
When you're attempting to make food while your hands are preoccupied, and you frantically attempt to fry various dishes by taping pre-fried food to your nipples.
(At a Carnival)
Person 1: Did you get your corndog?
Person 2: Yeah, the cook seemed pretty stressed so he preformed a frying nipple.
Person 1: What a legend.
A woman that will not show her breast to anything on the earth and they will stay covered forever
Guy: Aye girl let me see them tits.
Girl: No you are not allowed to see my tits.
Guy: Man bitch you be a nipple hoarder
That creepy guy who lives next to you in your low income neighborhood. Usually found watching your kids from his window without a shirt. We don’t about the rest of his clothes because he is behind a window. Gains the confidence when you’re gone to offer your small children beverages such as cider
Person 1: dude who’s that watching my kids from his window?
Person 2: don’t worry dude that’s cider nipples, he’s always there!!!!