A saintly homosexual hobo.
They protect homeless women and children from people who wish to harm them.
They like to share everything with their hobo friends.
Hobo1:Hey theres Greg.
Hobo2:He certainly is a Holy Homo Hobo.
Aaron's fav breakfast. Put anything you want in there. Scramble with your stick. Soak till it's done.
Aaron enjoyed Vickie's Hobo Omelet.
Room temperature beer mixed with low-cost strawberry jam. Strictly served without ice.
Man 1: What can I get you?
Man 2: A hobo strawberry daiquiri, please.
Man 1: Sure, I think I have some warm beer and expired strawberry jam here somewhere.