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raped by jesus

when jesus comes down with spider people and rapes your grandma in the ass true fact if you commit too satan prepare the aking

i felt jesus in my ass i think i was raped by jesus

by dic kin ya momma bith April 20, 2017


Rape Talker

Literally, one who uses talk as a form of rape. This rape is more of the emotional variety, like a holiday family gathering. You don't want to be there, you don't want to talk to those people. But you do anyway, with a smile.

The rape talker just walks up to you and starts talking, even though you have gone out of your way not to talk to him (avoided eye contact, did not respond to what he was saying, etc.)

"Man, I wish that damn rape talker would stop coming over here and bothering me, I just want to do my job!"

by Godfrey Tha Don January 28, 2012


Gunny-Rape

The act of being scolded by a U.S. Marines Staff NCO, usually the rank of Gunnery Sgt. for doing something/inappropriate.

This often times leads to the Junior Marine shitting his pants.

We were Marching to class when out of nowhere, a GySgt stopped us and yelled at us for marching to fast.

PFC Johnny was totally Gunny-Raped that day.

by XKalibur July 21, 2011


Monkey Rape

When a monkey comes up and rapes any random person

Out of no where I got monkey raped.

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

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Rape pants

Tights (usu. black) which are worn by a female girl. They fit so tight around her nice arse that it causes certain male boys to think dirty thoughts. Mostly worn by hoes, running chicks, gay men, fat chicks, and girls that have no idea they are showing off their hot legs because they are not hoes, but still dress like they want it in the arse.

Sir #1: Ezekiel, dost thou see the matriarchal persona clad in immodest hosiery?

Sir #2: Why yes, son, I dost. Let us forsake our ways and scamper after the bitch in the rape pants.

Bitch: mmmm i'm a ho and i run and i'm fat and i want it in the arse, and i'm a gay man. come get me, Jedediah.

by friend of dookie of skeetrvile December 13, 2010

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llama rape!

llama rape is when a llama rapes you because you are in their way, or when a llama finds you sexually attractive and you refuse to have sex with it so it uses force.

the girl was very scared after she became a victim of llama rape!

by popper XD August 24, 2009

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tele-rape

to have phone sex with someone against their will.

kind of like verbal rape, only over a telephone.

Mason's girlfriend dumped him because he tele-raped her.

by danbrown4life February 24, 2008

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