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Using a zip tie to seal your foreskin shut. Then repeatedly ejaculating until the foreskin explodes.
Harold: Did you hear the news today?
Alexander: No, why?
Harold: Someone did a “horny terrorist” on the local hospital.
When you are horny for nicotine and want it really badly.
Ava just stole my puff, now I’m nic horny!
You've spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-shore rig surrounded by undesirables, you've self serviced this entire time and you can't stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.
lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.
When the food looks so good that you have a very strong desire for it.
I just saw the photo of the food you posted. Where did you get that? I’m food horny.
when you really want sex but sex is alcohol
Oh man! I'm just so horny for alcohol right now! -James Brown
A girl, for such - who is a massive simp yet doesn't have the courage to ask anyone out. This girl simps a lot, and finds most people attractive (of which is male)
Jessica: Oh my god, Rhianna sent me so many snaps on how boyfriend horny she is
Brittany: Gosh she is so desperate
Horny Croy is the slang term for the horny personality of someone with Multiple Personality Disorder.
Timmy: "Hey bill how you doin-screw me in the ass now"
Bill(Sarcastic): "Oh hey Horny Croy glad to see that youve taken control now"