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After a male cums inside his partner's belly button while they're laying down he mounts them reverse cowgirl and slides back so his anus is over the belly button. Next, he farts and the result looks like the Old Faithful geyser.
Guy 1: So I gave my lady an Old Faithful last night..
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: Let's just say we need to repaint all four walls.
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An alcoholic drink made with a single shot of vodka, and topped off with milk.
Barkeep, I'll have an Old Navy
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a school that thinks they are way better than everyone else.. what wannabees.. of course they could never reach their dreams of being as good as Demarest! WOot Woot
Sitting in OT's lame bistate, wondering what all those crazy cool Demarest people are up to. YO hoe!- u from demarest?- u da shit diggity dog!
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When a male (i.e. someone with a penis) masturbates to the point of ejaculation, at which point he inseminates his own visage; a self-facial; jizzing in one's own face.
Also, a CoRec Ultimate team at UC Berkeley.
"Might I borrow your handkerchief? I just Old Faithfulled and my glasses could use a wipe."
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Stranded on a desert island, Gerry had to resort to an Old Faithful to fill his facial quota.
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The act of completely filling someone's mouth with jizz until overflowing, leaving the recepient drooling and foaming at the mouth, just like Old Yeller
This girl was such a dirty slut, I gave her the old yeller and she just smiled through it all.
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A cheap knockoff of abercromie and fitch in which the store puts deers on their clothing to make it look more preppy and to copy the moose.
amanda- hey!! like my new shirt!!
todd- yea did u get that from a&f , i see it has a moose on it
amanda- no, its a deer and i got it at old navy for cheap!!
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When you are dating someone who is so crusty and dirty, that there is a musty, Chesapeake crab scent in the crotch region. The taste is so overwhelmingly spicy, that anyone who has oral sex with an old bae will die from dehydration within seconds.
Did you hear about Jason? He landed an old bae last week. He's smelled like crabs ever since.
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