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To have pseudo ownership of a neighborhood (or permission) to run illegal business through.
Whenever you hear a drug dealer talking about getting a block for their birthday, this is generally what they are talking about.
Usually given to them by higher ranking dealers or plugs. These people don’t literally own the block, but they have the power and respect to go uncontested from the people that inhabit it. Other unaffiliated dealers may try to steal your block through various means though.
Dealer A: You hear about Tommy?
Dealer B: Yeah, bro got Glenwood ave for his birthday
Dealer A: I can’t wait until I get a chance to run a block.
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To look serious so you appear intimidating in the hood
I had my block face on when I was in the other part of the hood.
When the US government seizes a torrent or peer-to-peer website, thus rendering its services obsolete.
The US government seized my favorite torrent website...total doc block.
When your iPhone's iOS is so pathetically out of date that you cannot download any new apps.
"Temple Run! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Angry Birds! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Deer Hunter! Yay!...nope, vegetarian...and app blocked"
"Grindr! Yay!...*reads description*...nope"
Similar to writer's block but for spreadsheet dorks rather than writing dorks. Having trouble or being completely unable to begin a spreadsheet because you cannot envision how the analysis needs to look.
John: "I need to get this analysis done for my boss but I can't figure out how to get started...total spreadsheet block."
Dave: "You're a fucking dork!"
The act of a boss or manager scheduling you for certain shifts so that you avoid working along side someone you are trying to have sex with. Cock blocking you by giving you bad shifts.
Man, there's this new girl at work who is so hot! But I never work with her, my manager is always shift blocking me.
When another nigga is tryna steal yo girl
Cock blocked means getting blocked by another dude from a girl
Guy 1: "Peter Reisdorf is such an expert cock blocker."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a douche."