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November 5 is international hamhams day.
Look, her gf sent him a booty pic on November 5 - hamhams day.
on November 5 you need to hang out with your bf/gf for the rest of the day
November 5 just do it!!!!
It's national fight Oscar Day! So if you see a Oscar... Fight them!
Person 1: it's november 5! Go kick Oscar!
Person 2: Finally! :D
NATIONAL FOLD YOUR LAUNDRY DAY
Person: fold your laundry it’s November 5
Hello wyatt :)
The scientific term for serotonin, something you have never felt.
"That man has never felt an ounce of 5-hydroxytryptamine in his life"
"Huh?"
You feel it building up in your intestines for a day or more. You bend over in pain like you have a kidney stone near the end.
Then you sit on the pot, and BOOOOOMM!
SHIT, AIR, and more SHIT AND AIR exit your hole at extreme velocity.
You get the wind knocked out of you and sometimes take a little "nap."
It's takes you 7-10 minutes to recooperate.
You DO feel wonderful afterwards though.
Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I Mach 5 'd and blacked out for a while.
a mix of 5 hour energy and NyQuil
that guy drank a 5 Quil? Shit, no wonder he's tripping out like that