Date a person who's name starts with P
Girl: Hey Peter we have to date
Peter: what why?
Girl: it's October 5 silly
The day Roosevelt absolutely demolishes Washington with the power of Gatorade
John:it’s October 5th bro
Ben:you mean Washington is about to get destroyed?
A person needs to be at least 5% smarter than the task at hand in order to do it.
Also another word for dumbass.
Person walking down the street and trips over nothing. I look at my buddy next to me, "Ha, 5% rule".
Someone talking to you and they tell you that they failed at doing something, my response, 5% rule. ( means you dumbass)
A cavalry tank, used by the Soviet Union from 1933 to 1941. Armed with a 45mm gun, and up to 13mm in armour.
Can you name any Soviet tanks?
I know the BT-5
A Samsung smartphone announced in 2015, with a 5.7-inch touchscreen and 16MP camera. Full name is Samsung Galaxy Note 5.
person: that note 5 phone is kinda outdated
better person: yeah, but it works really well still!
National use a cheesy pick up line day
“Hey girl you so hot you make the devil sweat”
“That was awful”
“Well it is August 5th”
There's five seasons /
Winter
Spring
Summer
Fall
And a fifth season that's all year around - CONSTRUCTION
The whole traffic is at a standstill! Must be season 5!