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a time of day, usually in the midst of ones' daily labors, that it becomes apparent that it well past time to no longer be in the midst of ones' daily labors
Is it beer:30 yet?
Dude, it's beer:45!
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The act of spouting out expletives after the consumption of a few too many beers.
To pepper one's sentences with a few too many effing adjectives.
Person suffering with Beer Tourettes:
"Why the f**k can't I have another f**king beer? It's f**king only just f**king closing time and my f**king taxi isn't f**king here yet."
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The beers you need in your car to get from point A to point B; they are used to tide you over. Usually a light beer, such as, Natural Light, Milwalkees Best, PBR or Stag. They come in handy when you are driving from bar to bar, or when you are traveling to a campsite to go on a float trip, the tidey beer helps you get started and keeps your buzz going strong!
A: "yo, we might need to stop and get a tidey-Beer"
B: "A Tidey-Beer?"
A: "Ya, a beer to tidey me over until we get there"
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A beverage made with love, care and ejaculate. Brewed in Spermington since 1969.
It is made of a male's seminal fluids combined with a hint of urine.
Hey bro, I just made some creamy beer, want a taste.
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The karma of giving and receiving beer among friends and acquaintances.
Free beer comes to those who give beer unto others.
If you don't share your beer when someone else is in need then don't expect any when you're in need.
Also applies to stealing beer; Steal beer then your beer will be stolen.
Jake:"Hey Dude those people just left that beer on the floor, let's steal it"
Kay:"Did you buy that beer? Were you offered that beer? Is it an open bar?"
Jake:"No"
Kay:"Then don’t take the beer! Beer Karma!"
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The speed at which one normally drinks a beer.
Kyle was goin twice his normal beer speed the other day.
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The exact opposite of beer goggles, when you drink too much you start to think that you look good and your taste in the opposite sex becomes restricted to better looking people, this will usually cause you to go home alone.
"I'm lookin so good in the beer mirror, I dunno if Tyra Banks would be worthy of this"
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