A place where shy guys go when they want you to join them to do the frick-frack.
Leah: Why is Henry under the table?
Lauren: He's waiting for you.
Leah: Please. We'd do it on top.
1. secretly, hiding something
2. sucked dick under the table
1. I arranged the deal under the table to avoid suspicion
2. i gave head under the table
1. A way to watch porn in class usually by people who sit in the back
2. A story to say while someones parents are walking by; the story goes like this, (There was a kid named Avi that got in trouble when the teacher caught him jerking off to intense lizard porn)
1. Want to sit together in class so we can do under the table.
2. That kid punched me for saying under the table.
A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.
He's seriously getting a beer? Fuck, looks like everyone's getting a fifth of a table beer tonight.
A person who abuses their table. I am talking to you Robert. Yeah you you monster. #TableLivesMatter
Robert W. Coomer is a confirmed pedophile and table abuser. That's why we burned his house down.
When a man gingerly places his balls, on someones forhead.
My boyfriend loves setting the table as a I cook dinner.