Hilton Head Paint Job

When a participant in the exercise of relieving one's waste in the bathroom decides to otherwise go on the seat of the toilet. After that, they make sure to thoroughly distribute it by riding back and forth across the porcelain seat.

"Jay, what took you so long?"
"I was gently and carefully executing the method of the Hilton Head Paint Job!!!!!!!!"

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Finger Painting the Oval Office

Female masturbation

Where's Jennie?" "She's finger painting the oval office.

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Go Hard in the Motherfucking Paint

To pile at least 4 people into a basement bathroom, then proceed to smoke copious amounts of Marijuana using a vaporizer with the door closed, the fan on, the lights off, a strobe light flashing, and rave music plays on a nearby boombox/ghetto blaster.

Maria: "Hey, did you guys go hard in the motherfucking paint last weekend?"

Colin: "No, we couldn't. Nobody had a free bathroom for the night."

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they stole picassos painting

theyre pretty good im listening to theyre cd

what the fuck is an example? i hafta use twenty words

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paint the bathroom a new color

The effect of an unfortunate and rare diarreal bowel movement consisting of a wide radius of projectiles outside of the commode area, resembling that of a bodily explosion from the anus.

Person one: "Who is holding up the line to the restroom? They have been in there for more than twenty minutes!"

Person two: "I don't know, but they must be painting the bathroom a new color!"

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Ice Cream Paint Job

The Act Of Ejaculating All Over A Woman's Body. Usually Seen In Bukake .

Last Night , Me And Some Of The Boys Gave Jenny An Ice Cream Paint Job .

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hung like a paint can

a very well endowed male.

"She was tellin' everyone you were hung like a paint can".

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