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The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."
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A stubby, balding man that resembles a cross between penis and lawn gnome who enjoys sudden power trips when given leadership of trivial tasks (e.g. the guy at work that is given control of a pointless side project). He enjoys being an asshole to everyone under his command since his life otherwise sucks ass. Generally very passive-aggressive when stripped of power.
The dude at the desk next to me has become the penis gnome after becoming the office safety manager. He totally bitched me out for leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom in front of everyone.
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When your roommate order McDonalds without asking if you want any.
Adam is a goddamn penis wrinkle.
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an instrument similar to the air guitar...played in a similar fashion but utilizing a stroking motion instead of a strumming motion.
dude 1_your sister plays the air penis well because she's an expert at the real deal.
When someone is sexually aroused by penises, but is not necessarily gay
"Mark got a Penis fetish from watching too much porn"
(n.) - The smallest imaginable unit of measurement.
ex. - "You need to move that just a spider penis to the right"
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A phallus of immense girth, length, and/or strength. Wielders as well as recipients must exercise extreme caution.
Sally was completely destroyed by Ralph’s power penis. Her funeral is tomorrow.
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