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a man who is really really gay and likes to scream
HHHHHYYYYYYAAAAAARRRRRGGGGG every time he has ass sex, rapes someone in the ass, or grabs and or looks at a males ass. a tell tale sign of a butt pirate is if you hear a guy say "HHHYYYAAARRRGGG your booty shivers my timbers" to another guy.
Butt pirate: "hhhyyyaaarrrggg!!!!!!!!!"
Rndom guy: "awwwwwww hell naw u a butt pirate?... get the fuck away mutha fucka"
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An anal warrior who unnapologetically shoves his SEA MONSTER into the uncharted ocean of another CHEEBS ANUS.
"We kissed and then that Butt Pirate bent me over and chapped my @$$."
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Slang for pikey or traveller. Thieving scum who will rob you, your mum and your grandma or anything and everything. Generally found driving around in a probably stolen Ford Transit van or a tipper loaded with scrap metal and stolen goods. Happy to fight with anyone and even better if weapons are involved - a Land Pirate wedding isn't the same without a good stabbing or two!
Will have no respect for the law and will happily fight with the old bill when they try to make some sort of dent in their criminal activities. Likely to crash your car that they've just stolen when the police try and stop them and they floor it.
My house lost 100k in value when the fucking Land Pirates moved into the field over the road.
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When someone is sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom, and their significant other bursts in unexpectedlty and has sex with tnem. (Can be anal or vaginal)
"There I was minding my own business, when BAM, there was a pirate attack. My poop deck got swabbed, but I didn't hate it."
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when a guy cums in his lady's eye making me cover her eye like an eye patch and then he kicks her in the shin making her kick her leg up (kinda like a wooden leg i guess) making her jump around like a happy little pirate :D
mitchell gave tiffany a happy pirate last night
~DAMN theres NOT a visene for that!
(no wonder she said her shins hurt)
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When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and when he's about to blow his load, spits on the girls back. Naturally she thinks the man is done and turns around. As soon as the girl turns around, he blows his load in ONE of her eyes. When the girl covers her eye with her hand (like a pirates eye-patch), the guy then punches her in the throat. She will then gargle "ARRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate due to her throat being punched.
Dude, I totally pulled the angry pirate on my brothers girlfriend!
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A polite way of referring to unsavoury use of the English language. derived from the impressions of stereotyped pirate figures, whom are viewed as being of lower social scale and hence more likely to us unsavoury English.
Similar usage to the phrase: "Pardon my French"
Person One: "Fuck you Fucker-head"
Person Two (Response): "Please, there is no need to use Pirate Words"
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