man poon

Another word for the male reproductive organ, most commonly used when referring to homosexual relations(sex).

Stephen Neirinick likes the man poon.

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Twilight New Poon

A future porno title that will be the only good thing to ever come out of the gayest books/movies ever. It is supported by stupid girl teens and other Twihards, also known as the scum of the earth. The porno will probably even be gay. Twilight sucks.

Gary: "Hey did you go see Twilight New Moon? It was great"

Jordan: "What the hell? Are you gay? I bet you will finger yourself when Twilight New Poon comes out. Fag don't talk to me."

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anti-poon tactic

Any action that hinders or delays the receiving of poon.

Being amish is considered to be one of the highest
anti-poon tactics known to man.

Speaking, looking, or acting like Richard Simmons is an anti-poon tactic.

Having a tatoo of your ex girlfriend's name anywhere on your body is an anti-poon tactic.

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Anti-Poon Missile

Cumshot to the eye.

'RRRRRRRRRRRRR ANTI-POON MISSILE TO THE FACE!! CHANG! CHANG!!'

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The Prime Poon System

Rather than conforming to the traditional ranking of women on the scale from 1 to 10, the Prime Poon system is a method of ranking women using prime numbers from 3 to 59.

1) HOLY SHIT!!!! THAT CHICK IS A 3!!! EVEN BY THE PRIME POON SYSTEM!!!
2) Eh... I give her about a 37
3) Damn... she like a 53

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Peen Poon

Butt. Butthole. Rectum. Rectal area.

"I fucked this girl up the peen poon!"

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Poon Sister

Alternative to 'sister from another mister'. A close girlfriend that is practically your family i.e. sister. Instead of from a different Mister, you came from the same Mom, or poon.

Friend 1: "I love you guys so much!"

Friend 2: "I'm so glad we're poon sisters!"

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