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originally a reference to a children's toy. the clown (or whatever character-- i had heman) was a weighted bottom blow-up punching bag. it was designed to pop back up to a standing position when knocked over. essentially, punching the clown is a useless act which accomplished nothing. often used in reference to menial tasks and bureaucratic corporate jobs.
i do about fifteen minutes of real work everyday, but mostly i just sit around and punch the clown.
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A devistating blow that will cause a fatality insintaniously."Clenching your fists and hitting down like a hammer, directing to any part of the body, but most efective when directed toward the to of the cranium (head).
Conan the Barbarian punished his fow by HAMMER PUNCHING him write in his Clavicul(The side of the neck).
This act was recorded as the most devistating hammer punch in human history!
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A punch to the testicles. Usually used as a "threat" in general conversation.
Guy 1: Dude, I am going to sign up for porn emails and list your work email.
Guy 2: If you do that, you're getting a testicle punch.
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first, to the one that said no one actualy donkey punches, that is not tru. when i was in colege, a guy i hooked up with donkey punched me and i had to go to the hospital. i got brain damage. thatnk you, for that. anyway, a donkey punch is when a guy punches the girl in the back of the head and its sposed to make you have an orgasam. it doesnt work, and i cant telll you enogh not to do it.
uh im gonna be an asshole and donkey punch julie. yeah thats real fucking smart.
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When a girl "forgets" to tell her male friend that she is on her period, then forces him to eat her out by sitting on his face!
Lisa: I was really pissed at James last night, so I fruit punched him.
Sara: Ewwwe what a loser, he probably deserved it though.
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In combat sport, specially in MMA, is a term used by a play-by-play announcer (e.g. Mike Goldberg). It refers to a ring strategy of a fighter who likes to throw consecutive rapid fire punches at an opponent to overwhelm them. This eventually leads to a knockout or a TKO because the opponent is unable to fight back due to the amount of punches being thrown at them.
1. Mike Goldberg: They call it punches in bunches by Chuck Liddell...
2. Most of Mike "Quick" Swick's knockout are due to usage of punches in bunches. Ben Saunders anyone?
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A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.
Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:
1. Pull fist back screaming: FAAAAAALLLCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOON
2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: PAUUUUUUNNNCCCCH
3. ???
4. Profit!
Warning: Expect arm to catch fire if done correctly.
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