Non-relationship

Non-relationship (noun) - a special bond between two individuals in the 21st century, based on friendship and characterized by the absence of defined or traditional relational structures, while allowing the freedom to explore emotional and physical connections in an open and unconstrained manner.

In this non-relationship, there is a strong bond between individuals, which may include a possible romantic or sexual connection, but is always open and flexible. Although there is no defined relationship structure, individuals rely on trust, mutual respect, and sincere communication to maintain their special bond.

People who engage in a non-relationship are usually able to manage their emotions and communicate openly and honestly with each other, and this relationship requires a high level of emotional maturity and effective communication to be successfully maintained.

Although they were very close, they both agreed that they didn't want to define their connection as a traditional romantic relationship, but rather as a non-relationship based on friendship and mutual respect."

"Their non-relationship allowed them to explore their feelings for each other without the pressure of labels or societal expectations."

"Many people are now opting for non-relationships as a way to experience emotional and physical intimacy without the constraints of a traditional relationship."

"It takes a lot of trust and communication to maintain a successful non-relationship, as there are no clear rules or expectations to guide the individuals involved."

"Their non-relationship was unique in that it allowed them to pursue other romantic interests while still maintaining a deep emotional connection with each other."

Relationship delay

The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.

Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?

not-relationship

Something between an open relationship and a relationship. A relationship in which two people act as if they are in a committed relationship (they have sex, they cuddle, they hang out, etc.) but are free to hook up with others.

Yeah bro, they're in a not-relationship!

in relationship

Not you.

normal friend: ,,oh boi i love my gf, im so happy i'm in relationship with her"
you weeb ass: ,,who the fuck is talking i dont even have friends?"

Relationship Valet

A liaison for busy people to handle minor and major relationship time management issues

“I’m still at work and busy. I will send the Relationship Valet to handle it.”

Relationship Assistant

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.

May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.

Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.

Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."

Subfugitive relationship

A Sub-par relationship with a fugitive.

We’re going on 3 mounths in our “subfugitive relationship” since he was sprung from prison.