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When two men are finger each other's butt holes and then smear a poo mustache on each other.
Steve and I got so drunk we even did a reverse manuel. I didn't think he was into that.
The act of being optimistic about negative ideas, actions, or facts.
The glass is half empty... But that's okay because its a glass full of feces
Mike: We haven't been backed up on orders for a while now.
Jeremy: Yah we don't have alot of "good problems" right now
Chris: Fantastic, Fewer problems!!!!
Mike: Hey douche, reverse optimism isn't going to help us right now.
The reverse of Dirtmud.
During which, the woman in a relationship treats the man badly, and therefore he stays.
Pretty rare, especially in comparison to the original term.
"Hear about Bob?"
"No, what?"
"His lady cheated on him for the third time in one year."
"Oh wow, what's he gonna do about it?"
"He bought her a car."
"Ah, Reverse Dirtmud..."
"..What?"
when you slip a rufie in a chick's drink and your drinks somehow get switched
"bro how did you end up passed out in that indian guy's garden?"
"ion know man, i think i got reverse cosby'd"
Shove a cattle prod in your ass and press the button when you shoot. It’s called the Reverse Pikachu
Fuck dude!! I did the Reverse Pikachu!!!! I came so hard when I fucked Jessica! I had the cattle prod up my ass and when I came I made her turn on the prod!!! I can’t believe jizz didn’t come out her nose!!!
When you give anal sex to someone who is constipated in an attempt to clear up their constipation.
Person 1: "My stomach is killing me, I think I'm constipated."
Person 2: "A reverse beaver oughta clear that up."
An auto-sexual position where the individual excretes excrement into their own mouth.
He's so flexible he could do the reverse coyote.