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The dance conducted when looking for toilet paper without having wiped your butt. Often when you realise your out and no one is helping you out. Sometimes done is various states of dress, often pants around ones ankles.
Bob: “fear hit, toilet paper out, and I had conduct a shitter shuffle to the closet, awful, awful day”
Chad: “shit happens, glad you got through it”
When you run to the bathroom with your pants down and shit is peeking it’s way out of your asshole
I’m happy that 7-11 had a bathroom I shuffled hard
When you’re stranded in a stall after laying down the city hall of brown town and you either run out of TP or clog the ceramic and the. need to go inhabit another stall to finish cleanup duty but refuse to potentially lay havoc in your ball hammocks
Brian was 15 beers deep camping and need to take a shit. I went into the bathhouse a half hour later to take a piss and open the door to see him doing the Virginia Shuffle from the first to the last stall.
When you and another person come up to a path (like an intersection, a doorway, or a narrow hallway) where only one person can go, and you politely tell them to “go ahead” and they say “no, no, you go ahead” and then you both wait, and then go at the same time thinking that the other person will not concede, and you repeat this at least one more time.
Two drivers pull up to opposite sides of a 4-way stop at the same time. One is turning left, the other is going straight. The person going straight signals to left turn person to “go ahead”, while at the same time, the person turning left signals to the person going straight to “go ahead”. They signal back and forth and then wait, and eventually concede at the same time. They laugh and repeat the polite shuffle at least once more.
Purposely sliding one's feet along the ground in hopes that they will avoid slipping on ice. Has a good success rate, although it may piss off people who are walking behind you.
"Quit doing the icy shuffle and walk like a normal guy."
"I did the icy shuffle as walked out of my house onto the icy steps."
To Finger someone’s booty or vagina with both of your thumbs and open it.
Paul: Aye man last night was crazy! She let me shuffle her cards!
Brian: Daymn she let you shuffle her cards!
Shuffle her cards like fingering her ?rright?
Paul: Yehh man!
The dance my grandfather does when I talk to him about the war. Usually consists of a weird breakdance on the floor, lasting for many minutes.
HOLY SHIT my grandad is doin the Laos shuffle