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Skeet Kune Do

A form of martial arts that involves masturbating on the opponent.

Watch out for that karate master... he blinded me with his Skeet Kune Do.

by Misanthroat April 2, 2011

36๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


jeet n skeet

made popular by poundz- " i just want to jeet n skeet "

this means " i just want to fuck and go "

wallahi idek wag1 for the dunya anymore

wasteman - " yo wah you tryna do wit stacey ? "

real nigga - " broski i just wanna jeet n skeet "

wasteman - " bro thats my sister "

by clarted doni from SW December 15, 2019

54๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


leet skeet

when you go a whole week without having sex so that you can save it up for a really hot chic. when your finally done there be so much skeet that it will be leet

dude ariel wants some leet skeet when she gets back from vacation so i cant whack off

by xDJ Sk1zzx July 29, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skeet 'n' retreat

Skeet 'n' retreat (n.) - To copulate freely on the assumption that you're not going to be a bastard and leg it (never calling, writing or speaking again), and then legging it anyway.

1: You stickin' around once you've tapped that?
2: Na, man. Skeet 'n' retreat!
1: Word.

by Giles Bohanek / Jeff Dickson December 5, 2007

101๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


mountain bartle skeet

A cold, refreshing drink that is commonly referred to as Mountain Dew

Cletus does love himself some of that Mountain Bartle Skeet.

by msvxt November 14, 2017

46๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mountain Bartle Skeet

a bottle of delicious mountain dew a word usually rednecks and or car enthusists

hey dale you want a mountain bartle skeet

by guyinthebushes March 7, 2018


Red Skeet Syndrome

The state of ejaculating a mixture of blood and semen during masturbation, caused by aggressively beating the penis against a hard object.

I beat my meat so hard I got red skeet syndrome.

by Cornholio47 April 15, 2008