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mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"
What everyone doing Dry January has secretly started by the middle of the month.
They may not be washing back Buds with Whiskey suds, but don’t be fooled. They’re high as balls.
Ah yes, Leonard and Celine back at their old charade - pushing the wine glasses away as if we didn’t know they’re in full-blown Sky High January mode and smoked three blunts before they came to dinner.
One of the best friends you could ever have usually extremely gay and is very fun to have around to lighten the mood
"Your acting like, such a tia-sky"
To define a good friend
The most kindest and generous person you know even if you don’t know her in real life you know she is an amazing person!!
We love you sky toon
The rim of the famous Legaue of Legend YouTuber " Sky Willams ". He is the gayest nigga you can find out there. The legend says, once, a barbare named Olaf went to America and found him being fucked by his fans. Olaf went into a rage at this sight and killed every single Sky's fans. Sky was terrified. Olaf was going to murder him, to butcher him. He tried to run away but slipt on his pants. His privates were exposed to everyone, was it his fate to die like this ? The impact was comming. He prayed one last time God, but even God couldn't help him against Olaf. Olaf was comming. Sky accepted his fate. And then... He felt a tongue plundging into his brown ass. It destroyed every single cubic centimeters of his ass. Sky's rim was conquered by Olaf. Olaf felt a blessing reaching him. As the gates of Valhalla opened, as he was going to another plan, he spoke his last words...
" SKY'S RIM BELONG TO THE NORDS !!! "
And that's how he became the legend we know... Since then Sky's rim became a safe haven for every Nords. It was already a safe haven for a lot of people but the Nords are not common people. They can dig into mountains with their dicks, they fought the dragons and they have the Techno Viking.
" I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took A FUCKING AXE TO THE KNEE ! "
-Sky's Rim fan while the Ragnarok was comming on him.
When living in a remote desert climate that ranches cattle. Years of the wildlife and cattles droppings just dry up become powder and is constantly being circulated by the dry winds, creating alot of allergies.
Cow Pie in the sky
The Cow pie in the sky are really aggravating my allergies.
A phenomenon in which small, white or clear pellets fall rapidly from the clouds. Pellets vary in size, from tiny pathetic balls that melt on impact, to larger destructive rock sized balls that reek havoc on the city and its citizens. These pellets are actually quite tasty and are referred somtimes as forbidden ice cubes.
Dude, look at all that crunchy sky water building up on the lawn! I gotta go grab a handful, im fucking famished