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When you realize you have only one cigarette left after a night of drinking and all your friends have none. #shouldhaveplannedahead is your tomorrow life motto
Colin asks: can I bum a cig?
Me: it's my last precious smoke
Colin: I will pay you whatever for that
Me: ok , if you pay for drinks!
Sentense used in polish primary schools that has same meaning as fuck off.
Moving very fast makes ur sneakes mealts and smokes. (like in the cartoons)
-U better smoke gum, fagot, or I'll kick ur ass!
- Pal gume, gościu (Polish)
The Smoked Salmon Experience
is when you eat a girls vagina
while smoking a cigarette
Man: Hey Moose, how was that smoked salmon?
Moose: It was an experience
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Do you want to smoke on queer or good shit?
Smoking Queer Smoking some strange weed
A tru nig. Hackin and pickin' flicks.
Boogie Smokes is tru to his religion.
Pulling the smoke into your mouth, but not inhaling, just blowing it out.
Stop joker smoking my spliff, you're wasting my weed