Spicy Man

A spicy man is addicted to Love Island and brags about how many Taki-powdered marshmallows he can eat. Could also just be a girl with too many dogs, but generally a dude. Tends to have blond f-boy hair. Has ruined your life at least 8.2 times before (but who's counting?).

Omigosh you're such a spicy man.

Spicy Cheese Curl

When a person with a cheesy foreskin pulls it back and allows a willing participant to suck and clean the cheese away from the head. The result is a unit that is left shiny and clean.

I offered my girl a spicy cheese curl last night. I came way feeling clean and I think she appreciated being able to help me maintain such good hygiene.

spicy can opener

When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.

In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.

criminally spicy

criminal, but spicy

He almost went to jail but he was criminally spicy.

Spicy Peanut

The act of receiving felatio after your girl ate buffalo wings while also watching a Charlie Brown holiday special.

Steve: Did you watch the Great Pumpkin last night?

Bob: Yes Steve! In fact, Lisa was over and I made it a Spicy Peanut special!

Spicy peanuts

A synonym for cum

Girl: I don't like swallowing spicy peanuts

spicy bumhole

Spicy bumhole is a term used when youre done taking a shit after downing a bag of Takis Fuego

your arsehole has a relentless throbbing sensation and not even Vicks Vaporub will make it better

“fuck man i got a serious case of spicy bumhole”

“aye been there man, lmk if u need any help”