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A "Wank Stamp" is a child produced from masterbation, when the women rolls over and the "Sperm" enters the Vagina.
You just a " Wank Stamp "
A Bison shit Stampede is what results when someone goes to a Buffalo Wild Wings and becomes adventurous with the spicier sauce on the wing menu. Unless equipped with bowels of steel, the result is a rush to the bathroom. Followed by a "stampede" of shit, usually in liquid form.
"John tried the 'wild' sauce. Judging by the screaming coming from the bathroom? He's probably in the middle of a Bison shit Stampede."
When you smack a bitch with your dick and it leave the outline of your dick. The Mushroom Stamp
I met this one hoe so i gave her the mushroom stamp.
White Girls who show up at Starbucks in the morning wanting their specialty drink and NOT have to talk to the barista about it!
Totes went to Starbucks and they didn't have my 'half caf decaf venti iced macchiato with oat milk ready'! Don't they know my order !!? I may not have a tramp stamp but they should know my Starbucks Stamp already!
A play on the term "Food stamps. Referring to when women go on dates with men solely for the free meal and drinks.
Dude stamps can refer to a girl's tinder matches, as if she's collecting free meals.
Olivia: "I got like 7 dates lined up this week."
Bella: "Nice work with the dude stamps, girl!"
Olivia: "Thanks, I'll make sure to order a bunch of extra expensive food so you can have some leftovers!"
"Dude Stamps" is a play on the term "Food Stamps". It represents women who go on single dates for free drinks, dinner and the leftovers the day after etc... The ability to sustain a lifestyle with random males footing the bill of numerous things to gain the female in questions favor. The best analogy would be "boyfriend welfare".
I totally used dude stamps to get my oil changed for free today.
I am not telling him about that because he's just going to put the J stamp on it.