Food — A Swedish fish with a wasabi almond on top
I got super baked and at a shit-ton of stoner sushi.
A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want
1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to
2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky
1st Stoner: who rocky
2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock
1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine
2nd Stoner: sure
1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle
2nd Stoner: sup merlin
1st
Gourmet soup usually made by someone after smoking marijuana. Normally made by boiling a "cream of.." soup and putting a soup can of minute rice in it.
Cream of Mushroom + Rice = Stoner Soup
Bitch with a little dick
Diamond stoner was in ma house last night
Makes you high. Yep. THats about it scrub a nub dub
A: Hey kid wanna buy some stoners tea?
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!
A girl from a nicer area of NJ/NYC who gives off Madison Avenue vibes but is low key a burnout babe. Listens to musical theater while rolling her J (only with the best strains). After she gets high, orders an immense amount off of UberEats using her dad's card. Enjoys shopping at Dior while stoned. Never buys pre-rolled J's and she loves corgi videos.
She's not a stoner, she's a classy stoner.
A stoner bag is a bag full of munchies, weed, bowls, lighters, and anything else a stoner needs.
"Hey man, is that a stoner bag you got?"
"Yeah dude! I got lots of munchies and weed in it"