oh, there's a cold richard over there. let me give him a hot richard!
When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman pisses on the dick of the man making it feel cold and weird. Sometimes it can perform a hot Richard, but not always! The exact opposite of a hot Richard.
Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!
Last night my girl gave me a cold Richard while we were on the couch waiting for guests to come.
A football player with rock hard abs, but is super mean to his dogs. He’s a super sensitive mammas boy…he’s also 50% gay for his best friend Quentin. RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG 🚩 🚩🚩
“Richard Meffert was acting kinda sus today”
“Well ya he’s gay for Quentin”
A Super Awesome Legit dude who skateboards amazingly and will be the best Magic: The Gathering player who ever lived. Also, has no arms, hence the Frying Pan part. Chickens are his best friends, as well as David (see: davidfishicism), Chase, Jeff, Carter, and many others.
"Hello, Richard the Frying Pan! What's up?'
Richard Wayne is love.
Richard Wayne is romance.
Richard Wayne is kindness.
Richard Wayne is sweetness.
Richard Wayne is a genius.
Richard Wayne is sexy.
Richard Wayne is beautiful.
When you are with a Richard Wayne time stands still, intoxicated in their love.
An entranced love zombie, you will become.
Together you will become a quantum entanglement sucked into a black hole.
You will ascend to the 5th dimension with a Richard Wayne.
I held the hand of a Richard Wayne and disappeared into his soul.
I love this man. He's got them sweet cheeks you know. Makes some extreme bank and spends it all on me. He is excessively famous though constantly denies it. One of the nicest people you will ever know.
"He's a proper daniel richards"
"I'd have some of that Richards"