noun
1 : A person who tends to say things with complete disregard of how others will receive the message.
2 : Butt's hole.
1 : My friend is a top teir taint tunnel.
2 : Always wipe your taint tunnel from left to right.
The act of inserting a soft tube object from anus to vagina. Replicating a handle so the person's partner may pick them up carry them or enjoy.
Me and Greg taint handled last night. He carried me over 30 feet.
Man I was at the movies watching jerking off when a taint fondler fondled my taint
When going at your woman so fast and hard , you slip out and stab her in the taint...
Babe: I'm sorry for slamming my cock into your taint.. Are you ok? Can you go some more? I promise Not to taint jolt you again
An archaic way to describe the vagina.
Damn baby that grip taint damn near ripped my dick off.
Shot consisting of One part Tabasco / one part Ever-clear lit it on fire.
Satans Taint is Hot as hell & Taste like shit
The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.
"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"