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The "limbo" between Christmas and New Year's Day. Taint Christmas...Taint New Year's Day
I'm so confused. What to celebrate during Holi-Taint?
An electrode consisting of at least two prongs, but usually more. Each prong is terminated with a conductive metal pin or socket used in aircraft harness connectors. With a voltage source connected all one has to do is touch prongs to taint area and an electric shock will be delivered.
Why aren't you walking properly?
Because I got hit with a handy taint zapper in my sleep, it really hurts.
A term used to identify a girl to your friends as one you've dated/slept with in the past
Rick: She's pretty cute!
John: That's my tainted ass.
A Chattahoochee taint splash is when you pee into an eager recipients mouth while they gargle the song “Georgia on my mind”. Then you repeatedly dunk your balls in the urine bubbles.
I dipped too low while she gave me a Chattahoochee taint splash and nicked my nuts on her braces.
Ejaculating after not masturbating for over a month
"Man I had the biggest taint overflow yesterday"
Similar to a cream pie, the semen that drips out of a woman’s vagina after being ejaculated into
I gave that girl the taint paint
While playing online shooting games, the act of alternating crouching and standing. This results in a “clam slam” or “tea bag” frustrating opponents to repeat poor gaming decisions.
Gave that sniper a good taint paint, now he’s dropping in on me again.