What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star
Painting The Taint - Ejaculating on the taint (the tiny area between the pussy and asshole)
I use Head and Shoulders on my chode because I have a bad case of taint wafer.
A term used to identify a girl to your friends as one you've dated/slept with in the past
Rick: She's pretty cute!
John: That's my tainted ass.
A Chattahoochee taint splash is when you pee into an eager recipients mouth while they gargle the song “Georgia on my mind”. Then you repeatedly dunk your balls in the urine bubbles.
I dipped too low while she gave me a Chattahoochee taint splash and nicked my nuts on her braces.
Ejaculating after not masturbating for over a month
"Man I had the biggest taint overflow yesterday"
Similar to a cream pie, the semen that drips out of a woman’s vagina after being ejaculated into
I gave that girl the taint paint
While playing online shooting games, the act of alternating crouching and standing. This results in a “clam slam” or “tea bag” frustrating opponents to repeat poor gaming decisions.
Gave that sniper a good taint paint, now he’s dropping in on me again.