Refers to actors (usually Caucasian) who are extremely pale and barely go outside at all.
Jerry spent his whole life on stage that he’s starting to develop a theater tan.
When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.
Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*
Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.
the process of tanning your penis, common on nude beaches
Yo dude, can I see that sick dick tan you were talking about?
Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.
Hey man, let's go get Wilkes Barre Tans!
Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!
An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.
'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'
The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to say oink after finishing her meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party during the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”
“HELL YEAH!”
The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to make oinking sounds during and after the meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party on the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”
“HELL YEAH!”