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when a girl is either really bitchy or annoying or both so if you were to have sex with her then you would duct tape her mouth to keep her quiet to make it more enjoyable, for you at least.
A: What do you think of that chick?
B: Wow that bitch, shes such a tape n' tap
A: Like 5 layer tape n' tap status.
When a person keeps on dancing around the truth to matter even though the truth is known by the other party
Dam that bitch did the Texas toe tap all night, how dumb could she be
When someone hooks up with ex-girlfriend, fuck buddy or anyone else the he has previously had sex with usually out of desperation
1. Guy 1 "Looks like Blaze is tapping the old well again"
Guy 2 "LOL"
2. Guy 1 "Hey man i'm really drunk and horny, I may have to go tap an old well tonight"
Guy 2 "Shit man"
The ritual performed by human males before leaving the house/apartment/room/living space. The 3 tap touch is typically used to check for the presence of phone, keys, and wallet and is usually done by touching the front right, front left, and then back right pocket in succession to ensure said items are still in your damn pants.
He did the 3 tap touch before heading off to the gym.
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A mouthy know-it-all who frequents the workman's bar of a pub and has an opinion on anything and everything, especially when someone requires advice about something the majority of us are not qualified to answer. Oh yes the tap-room lawyer's always on hand, he'll usually scrounge a pint, blow smoke in your face, relate an untold number of anecdotes and basically bore you shitless repeating his 'considered opinion'.
Of low social status this individual stands out because he is usually the laughing-stock of the pub, a 'character', a 'one', tolerated but God only knows why. What they need is a kick up the fuckin' jacksi
Did you hear about the new bypass that's being planned?
Yeah, the tap-room lawyers are in there theorising about the effect it'll have on the town.
Why the hell didn't you phone the consulate?!
Fred 'the jock' told me I wouldn't need a visa..
What?! Don't listen to that fuckin' tap-room lawyer. What the hell would that wanker know about travelling round Europe? The furthest he's been is an illegal copy of the 'Sound of Music'!
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Fictional confectionery offering at Dunkin' Donuts, used to trick your 'friend' into getting punched in the nuts. First widespread use noted in a 2016 SNL parody advertisement.
Friend 1: "Tell them what your favorite donut is -- the vanilla nut taps."
Friend 2: "Huh?"
Friend 1: punches friend 2 in the testicles "Vanilla nut taps!"
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When your masturbating loudly
Hey are you tap dancing in there
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