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A literal person who loves sarcasm and is a literal radish god
David Tian, your almighty radish god
The greatest meme documentary maker
I watched the latest David attenbruh documentary
David Bragd also known as David Brugd likes "mjukisbyxor". He is also called Ashnee by a autistic creature called Bavid Belsin
Normie: "Whomst is David Bragd?"
Bavid Belsin: "Brugden gillar mjukisbyxor"
An American dude who thinks he’s Israeli, but really not. A Yehudah David pursues his dreams but never succeeds.
Man, he really thinks he can get job. He gonna pull a Yehudah David.
A hair style all it's own, that can never be repeated. Perfect wind blown seperation and body right down to the folicle. Always perfect wet or dry, sober or while throwing up on your children.
"Dude, is that him? The Night Rider guy?"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"
The coolest teacher ever and very athletic. He knows when to shut up but also when to be funny. David also thinks that Joanna is the best student ever!
David Goyette brings food on the last day of school!
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David Dennett is one of the coolest and most guapo Spanish teachers ever. He is 6'8 and very good at taekwondo. He is very kind but will be direct when needed. He is married so don't even think about it. trust me I've already tried. He teaches me lot of Spanish and he also is teaching me how to become a better student and a better man. I owe my life to David. H is a god among humans and nothing stands in his way of ruling the world. You must worship him by the year 2043 or else you will be cast from this earth into the gates of hell itself. Fear for your life, for there is no mercy in a world ruled by David.
*2043*
David: "I am David Dennett and you WILL worship me !!"
Foolish human: "No way!"
*David dropkicks him to hell*
David: "Think twice about that one."
Wise human: "I will worship you and give you my life!"
*wise human leans over to friend*
Wise human: "I sure wouldn't want to mess with David Dennett."