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The comfortable foot rest in a car to the left of the accelerator. Used to push your leg straight,thereby raising your butt cheek thus enabling the fart to escape while driving.
I used the fart pedal to squeeze it out
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When sitting in class and you try to ease a fart out silently, but its very loud and leave debree in your trousers and on the floor.
Dude, I was sitting in class talking to a hot chick and I blasted off a sloppy fart
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The act of farting without clothes on.
Honey....that was a wicked unfiltered fart.
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Someone else's fart that smells good to you. It may actually stimulate your appetite.
I was into day two of a cleansing fast when the woman next to me on the elevator cut a huge Bacon Fart! My stomach started churning and all I could think about was a big IHOP breakfast!
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Someone who passes a lot of gas.
Windy Cindy is a real fart farm today. I was sitting behind her in first period class and I knew exactly what she had for breakfast 10 minutes into the class.
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That wonderful sensation when you're on mushrooms when it feels like you've got a pressurized CO2 tank full of ass-rip in your pants. And your stomach feels like there's a rock inside of it. These farts reek so bad that they could kill a small child or pet.
"Dude. I'm freaking out my stomach hurts."
"Just rip-ass dude, you've got the psilocybin farts."
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A fart of dinosauric size (and/or length).
Gross! Jurassic Fart Alert! Cover your noses and seek the nearest fall-out shelter!
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