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The remains of a tea-bagging on a sunburned face.
The rings on his face was a clear indication that he enjoyed a warm onion.
The true form of a bulbasaur. Bulbasaur is very insecure about this however and will fight you back hard if you ever call them this.
Hey Onion Dino, how ya doing today?
What I call anyone that has mental issues
Your a sugar free onion
(Said to hobo across the street)
An unnecessarily complex analogy illustrating the intricacies of solving complex problems.
Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.
That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.
"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"
it’s a synonym for std’s (sexual transmitted disease).
Hey guys you know that girl from last night, she gave me the bush onions.
Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"