Chair Cut

A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.

Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."

Muskoka chair

A comfy cottage chair, often constructed of red cedar. Sometimes incorrectly referred to by the plebeian term "Adirondack chair", as cottages in the Adirondacks were more accessible to the general population.

He stumbled and tripped, landing hard as the Muskoka chair shattered into splinters beneath him.

Chair Riding

An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.

For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.

Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...

"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."

Chair legs.

Legs at the bottom of my chair. Also arm rests are just chairs for your arms.

Ummmm chair legs.

that one chair at 3AM

literally the scariest thing in existence, god himself fears it

oh my god its that one chair at 3AM im fucked
*dies of death*

chair racing

1. to race in a chair.

2. to race chairs by pushing the chair across a given space.

I was chair racing in the office.

Chair Sitter

Friendly term used for someone who is lazy or a procrastinator.

Yogi is such a chair sitter.