Tallahassee Crab Trap

A sexual act preformed between a man and a woman. The woman must first start by penetrating her vagina with a monstrously large dildo, stretching out the inside of the vagina. After the dildo stretches the hole to the desired diameter, the man puts his penis inside the stretched vagina. The male partner next inserts his fist into the vagina alongside his penis, filling the empty space left inside the vagina.

“My wife and I love the Tallahassee Crab Trap, I love waiting for it to close back up on me!”

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swallow your crabs

no meaning... it just sounds really gross and awesome

hey.. alyssa called.. she wants to swallow your crabs

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Smashed crab faced

An insult meaning really ugly

Guy: "damn she really is smashed crab faced!!!"

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STARGOBLIN MR. CRABS

Corrupt admins and a non functioning Minecraft server. The best discord server you will ever join and fuck you Ezra.

I can't wait to join STARGOBLIN MR. CRABS today! I finally got in!

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mexican crab cake

Eating pussy to the lyrics off a song

My favorite mexican crab cake song is "I Get Off"-halestorm

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Teaching Crabs How To Read

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.

Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!

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crab snatcher

The act of having sex and snatches crabs for a crabby patty party.

Neighbors who are also crab snatchers for fun and women decide to have a crabby, firepit party.

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