Smiley of Death

:)

The 'Smiley of Death' is demonstrated above. Used as a reply in an online or text conversation, it has the potential to kill a conversation dead, and make the recipient wonder if they have done something wrong.

Can also be combined with 'lol' for a similar effect.

Laura: I'm so sorry for ditching you last night!
Jen: :)
Laura: No need for the Smiley of Death!

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Lan Death

A Lan Death Is When You Go To A Lan Party And You Drink Too Much Caffine, Causing Lack Of Sleep, And Eat Too Much. You Start To Feel Really Sick Untill You Can't Game Anymore And Usually Ending Up Going Home.

"Man I Drank Too Much Caffine, I Haven't Slept In 2 Days And I Pigged Out On Loads Of Food, I Feel Sick And I Dont Wanna Game Anymore"

"Lan Death Much!"

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cause of death

School, homework and tests. A mans 3 greatest fears. Too much listening to bullshit is mostly everyones cause of death.

Doctor, what was his cause of death?
H...he...wr..wrote...a....an........ AN EXAM !

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Death shart

When someone (often a patient in a medical setting) is on the verge of death and releases their bowels in a smelly flatulent display. It is an unquestionable sign of death. The soul leaves the body at this point.

We were doing CPR on the guy in room 7, and it seemed to be going well until he had a death shart.

Yeah you can't come back from that...

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Death sleep

When one is so exhausted from a night of various exhausting activities one shall pass out and appear to be dead for hours on end.

Dude i got home at 5 a.m. and fell into an intense death sleep.

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death checked

To angrily smack a drink out of a non-bro's hand. Typically used by Lax-Bros.

Today me and my bros were shotguning some Nattis at a party and someone watching us came up and told me that shotgunning was stupid… needless to say i death checked the shit out of that brohaters drink

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cheap death

In video games where you unfairly lose.

For example, games like Battletoads or Ninja Gaiden might be difficult, but you will only lose due to lack of skill. On the other hand, Touhou or a battle with an enemy with SNK boss syndrome are made difficult by unfair means and have a ton of cheap death.

Call of Duty on veteran mode is full of cheap deaths because the enemies infinitely respawn until you get to a certain point, they all have pinpoint aim, and they all have infinite grenades.

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