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Ding-dong Kitty

The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.

“Yo! I just had sex!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”

by sumurbendickshinairy February 25, 2021


Chen ding dong

1.The IT man of out school, people call him chen ding dong.
2. Boyan's dad

Boyan strolls into the staff room with his laptop in his hands.
Boyan:"hi im looking for Mr chen ding dong"

The whole staffroom looks at him
Boyan:"I mean chen dongxing haha"

by Bearishy April 16, 2022


Ding slang

A fat girthy meaty and vainy penis

“I was just the rnb singer with the big ol ding slang

by Dingslanginyomouf June 3, 2020


mada fada fing ding

A roast used by middle school boys in the Midwest when someone is being dumb

Me:*puts up peace sign*
Guy bestie: with yo mada fada fing ding self

by Madafadafingdinglookinself June 3, 2019


Ding suppression

(noun) - A device worn on one's head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) Particularly useful when around women.

("ding" as in "balDING")

hat scalp gross peacocking vanity

Insecure dude: "I don't want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when I hit on them tonight so I better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression."

Bro: "Wise choice bro!"

by PieIDemandPie July 8, 2013


avoid the ding

Similar to "no pun intended", but to avoid people dinging the bad-pun bell

"To avoid the ding, the computer issues are quite binary"

by daxtonizawesome January 4, 2025


Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021