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A patriot lacking faith in the political system
Bob: Did you see that debate about Trump's indictment?
Tom: Yeah, it was considered an act of treason because he had some confidential papers that could expose plans within the government?
Joe: Makes me feel like a Lost Eagle.
Those mexican eagles will eat anything rotten off the ground and then turn around and throw up on your ass.
A Viking execution where a guy got his lungs pulled out his back, and if he made any noise or screamed in agony, he didn't make it to Valhalla.
The first guy took his bloody eagle like a man, the crowd didn't hear a peep out of him, but the second guy shit all over the place and wouldn't stop screaming. They illustrated that he died a coward on his runestone, so that future generations of his family would curse his name and call him a bitch in their language.
A sexual position in which Billy does all the work.
"Hey girl, wanna fuck?"
"Yeah, only if it's Eagle Flight" Girl lays down and does nothing.
Blake eicharfson
Bailee: hwy blake you are an horny eagle
Blake: NoOoOo
Bailee: hey blake you are an horny eagle
Blake: NoOoOOo
jealousy of any wildcat football player that results in the lining of ones anus to turn into an "eagle donut"
After we won our ninth state title, he really got an eagle donut