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the family friendly version of eat my dick
Sally: i hate dogs
Tom: eat a toad
Sally: eww wtf tom im not into ur fetishes
Tom: what no
To intimidate others to such a degree as to receive praise and respect. This is similar to a power move, but it gets a positive reaction from those who it is used on.
“Hey Zach, how did I do? Did I eat their hearts?”
“Yes, you really did. They expected trash, but you received full respect.”
1) The test was easy for you, you finished it in 20 Minutes and you're proud of your work.
2) You got a bad grade on your test so you litteraly put it in your mouth and swallow it to make the evidence disappear.
1) Damn it was so easy, I ate this math test !
2) Shit, if my parents discover this grade, I'm dead ! I'm going to eat it for breakfast !!!
Man, I never thought that eating a test was so tasty.
When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.
JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.
A way to describe someone who has been working out and lifting weights. This implies that they eat a lot of protein, such as beef.
"Damn bro you're getting buff. You've been eating beef."
Using both arms to eat, with four forks in each hand. Nobody has ever been known to do it. If you do, put it on youtube.
Octopus eating is so hard as to be almost impossible