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When you put your balls on the eyes of a close friend and your Johnson hangs down by the mouth.
“Dude you should’ve seen the dirty elephant I did on Dave last night he was fucked.”
When an old lady orgasms with a pink elephant and squirts on her partner.
When Ms. Susan asked me to tittyfuck her, I declined and said I would give her the best Dirty Pink Elephant she's ever had.
Getting a handjob from a senior or respected member of the GOP.
Did you hear the leader of CPAC tried to give his driver an elephant handshake?
A large type of dog known for its scruffy fur, long legs, and inability to walk straight.
"Is that a goat?"
"No, it's just that rat called an elephant goat."
A dick shaped like the trunk of an elephant when erect
Dominic’s got a elephant dick it’s big and black I love riding it
An irritatingly smart person. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner.
Person 1: The Earth is flat!
Person 2: Okay, Edmond Elephant Jr.
During a visit to Africa, you find yourself being pursued by a local tribe. In a desperate attempt to hide, you stumble upon a group of elephants and decide to seek refuge by climbing into the female elephant's reproductive tract. However, while inside, the female elephant is mounted by a male elephant. The mating process occurs, with the male elephant ejaculating inside. Just as you think it's over, another male elephant approaches and repeats the process multiple times. The situation becomes overwhelming as there is an excessive amount of elephant semen. Eventually, the ordeal comes to an end and you manage to escape.
He was drenched in buckets of elephant semen during an elephant bukkake.