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When the urge to go #2 gets so severe that it is on the verge of coming out in your pants, that it makes you rush to the toilet and all of the poo is out within 2.4 seconds.
Man, I had the flying poos so bad I actually had to use a port-a-potty at a random construction site.
"Oh, gotta go" . . . 2.4 seconds later . . . "wow, much better, just a case of the flying poos!"
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(1) the less-than-honest but tried-and-true method used by married spouses for dealing with an indiscretion; a more sophisticated version of "thinking out loud"
(2) the time-honored technique used by politicians, lawyers and publicists to add sunshine to a murky situation or deflect attention
(3) a rhetorical device employed by men to cover a wide range of pre- and post-romantic interludes
(4) the immediate and often creative explanation to something you have no clue about
Etymology - derived from the David Mamet comedy, State and Main (2000); William H. Macy character Walt Price: It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.”
Mark Antony - “Those are some crazy pheromones on your perfumed sails. Mrs. Philopator, you're trying to seduce me.”
Cleopatra (in her best fiction on the fly) – “Don’t be silly sweetie. It’s just an old Ptolemaic dynasty tradition. Your imagination is more fertile than the Nile River. ”
“Damn you and your Fiction on the Fly. You WERE checking that girl out. It had nothing to do with your claims about Tim Gunn and loving fashion."
“I’m sorry baby. It just slipped. Maybe we can use a safe word next time.” (most overheard--and overused--fiction on the fly)
“Yes. I googled my tweet and discovered that my linkedin got facebooked. How many pieces of social networking flair are you wearing today? “
"That Governor Sanford needs to work on both his TMI and Fiction on the Fly. Damn."
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When weather/flying conditions aren't good and therefore exiting the house is out of the question.
'Jeez look outside Eric........I guess flying man won't be going anywhere today then!'
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Checking out/ perving on mens crutches refeering to them as flys as this is there place of origin.
FLY or zipper in the front section of jeans ect = inspection of bulge size/shape is fly scoping
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when getting a lap dance from a stripper and she puts her head between the guy's legs then rolls herself upside down with her legs apart and her vag in the guys face.
She got a 20 dollar tip for giving the guy a flying peach..
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Used to describe a very attractive female.
I saw this really fly chick at the mall.
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When you nut and jizz flies everywhere, gives yo bitch some quality entertainment.
"Yo I heard Gabriel gave his bitch some flying jizz yesterday!"
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