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When something is completely ignorant or just deserves the fattest neck. Mostly used by bums like Churla John and Wusty Weem.
John a chur thought the lions were a superbowl contender, shit was thee ultimate guts. Someone should roundhouse that neck and celebrate a lions loss with a steamy slam from knees.
A horrific fart. This are typically the worst of both worlds, somehow being very, very loud and also incredibly odourous. Gut rippers are a violation of the Geneva Convention, and must come with ample warning so all personnel may evacuate the area. Gut rippers can also be quite painful, either in the stomach area or rear end. After a gut ripper, immediate medical attention is required to anyone in the radius of the ripper, and also the person who gave the ripper initially. However, the administrator of the ripper may have to be locked away in prison for fear they unleash another one. Gut rippers are usually triggered after a really juicy meat based meal. Also, if one makes no effort to contain the ripper, shitting oneself is a guaranteed event, and the shit may even penetrate the victims underwear and outer pant layers, almost like a railgun bullet.
We were cruising on the bridge when James warned us he had a ripper coming. Due to a traffic jam on the bridge, our only option was to throw him over the edge. With a heavy heart, we all did so. He exploded just after he hit the water. Unfortunately, a bunch of fish floated to the surface immediately, along with a scuba diver. A gut ripper at it's finest.
an absolutely geneva convention violating stinky fart that can not be stopped, suppressed or muted in any way. You could turn on a jet engine and not drown out a gut ripper. These often hurt coming out and cause stomach gurgling. If you hear your stomach gurgling violently and a strong feeling down there, get away from large crowds before you explode. Sometimes, gut rippers are legally considered chemical weapons. Also, some cause 100% chance of sharting. Be careful around these.
Person 1: Man, i'm aboutta drop a gut ripper
Person 2: Everybody run!
A woman often mistaken as pregnant, when in actuality she is simply a fatty.
Thought I was hooking up with a pregnant chlick the other night so I didn't use a condom; come to find out bitch was a fraud gut!
Him: Congratulations, ma'am, when are you do?
Her: Excuse me? I'm not pregnant!
Him: Well then, don't I feel embarrassed..., you fuckin' fraud gut!
When your gut looks like Gothmogs face
I thought I looked good slim, but you can see my Gothmog gut
Noun:
Gut sex; referring to the Greek God of Assholes. Formally known as Mason the Gut.
- Gut sex, anal fucking, back door creeping, pound the brown ect...
I’m going to Gut sex her sister.
A virgin vagina over the age of 21 with no history of ever trimming her pubic hair.
Some women get to be 50 years old and still have a FUZZY-GUT