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the hebrew hammer is Andrew Rosenthal he ushally tends to chill with JBM1023 on teh l33t xb0x @ll d@y.
"we need backup - backup what kind? uhmmm were gunna need the uhmmmm...hebrew hammer....WHAT!? the hebrew hammer only comes out in certain cercumstances. this is the circumstance. so wiat you need the hammer? YES NAO!!!!!!!
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when the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis is stretched forward, then twirled and folded tightly to give the penis the appearance of a hammer head shark
bogart: matt that is nasty
matt: respect the hammer head!
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A person of the trades (auto mechanic, carpenter, plumber) who knows virtually everything about his particular line of work, but little to nothing about anything else. This can include life itself. While not considered a derogatory term by any means, it *implies* said person would do well my expanding their horizons.
Darn this carburetor! I can't figure it out. I gotta call yellow hammer over and have him take a look at it.
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While blowing your load, proceed to smack your loved ones face with the bottom of your penis repeatedly, until bruised.
"What's that bruise on your head from?"
"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat Skíðblaðnir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"
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1.)A massive dick that women like
2.)something ALL guys wish they are born with (the others visit docter enlarger to get)
when Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local holiday inn, helga had the ride of her life
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When you build unbelievable swelling in the tip of your penis after having sexual intercourse for a long period of time in a pool. The tip of your dick begins to look like the blunt end of a hammer while the rest of the shaft looks like a spaghetti noodle.
Man I had sex with her for 6 hours in my pool, when she left I had a hammer dick.
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Name used for someone who is: severely in debt or bankrupt.
Originated from rapper MC Hammer, who is now doing TV shows on PAX TV and numerous amounts of DJ-ing for High School functions and birthday parties.
The boy is white. He swaggers like a rapper, but sucks at rapping. His family is also in credit card debt up to their necks. The boys and girls in school call this boy "MC HAMMER".
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