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Stick job

1.where a stick-man puts one hand in the mouth and the other up the anus until they meet.

2.incredebly unpleaeant and painful form of sex that can only be peformed by a stick-man.

stick-man: i can give you a stick job
peter: that err... well that sounds er
stick-man: yes that is very unpleasant

by i'mmeobviosly December 20, 2010


Curb Job

I am sure it existed before the song but on the album "The Incredible Shrinking Dickies" in 1979 there is a song called "Curb Job" as far as I remeber it was always a skinhead thing where a person bites the curb and has the back of there head stomped- and would be shown in the film American History X many many years later

"Curb Job"

Gimme a bone
I gotta get away
You better gimme a bone
There'e no way I'm gonna feed your face

Aaaoh
I'm gonna give you a curb job
Aaaoh
I'm gonna break your face
Aaaoh
I'm gonna give you a curb job
Aaaoh
I'm gonna break your face

Gimme a bone
I don't have one today
Gimme a bone
There's no way I'm gonna play your game

by Todd R. Emmerson June 29, 2005


hum job

vegitarian oral sex

i.e. no meat but two veg

this involves your "friend" placing the sack in their mouth and making a humming sound

this is extremely pleasurable

"i want to suck ur scrotum"

"why,ok thats called a hum job"

by Rossgrebe March 15, 2007


T Job

The act of repetitively defecating in another's gooch crevice while tenderly stroking the shaft in an upward motion and simultaneously groping the scrotal skin in such a way that it provides a channel for duck butter (gooch runoff) to slide ever so slowly back into the perpetrator's mouth who then promptly regurgitates the foul liquid onto a slab of raw T-bone steak while hoisting the hefty portion back into the receivers poonhole, effectively dousing his anal cavity with A1 sauce...all while playing Halo 3.

Douchebag: Jesus Christ, did you see that dipshit pull a T Job ?
Asshole: No, what is it?
Douchebag: The act of repetitively defecating in another's gooch crevice while tenderly stroking the shaft in an upward motion and simultaneously groping the scrotal skin in such a way that it provides a channel for duck butter (gooch runoff) to slide ever so slowly back into the perpetrator's mouth who then promptly regurgitates the foul liquid onto a slab of raw T-bone steak while hoisting the hefty portion back into the receivers poonhole?
Asshole: Fuck no, I just saw him playing Halo 3.

by Donkey Asshole 9 March 27, 2009


rock job

Getting head while the girl has "Pop-Rocks" (TM) in her mouth.

I got a rock job from some chick today!

by Jiphie August 16, 2003


steve jobs

An evil bastard and CEO of Apple Computers.

Bill Gates is in the process of giving 85% of his fortunate to charity. Linus Torvalds single-handedly invented Linux, and made it free and open-source. Jobs has done neither of these things.

When Jobs' own company, NeXt, failed miserably, he returned to Apple as CEO. At the time, several other companies were manufacturing MacOS-compatible computers; Jobs revoked their licenses. He also put the kibosh on a project to develop a PC-compatible version of MacOS, the result of both of these actions being that if you want to use MacOS, you have to buy a Mac.

If it wasn't for Steve Jobs, more people would use MacOS because they wouldn't have to spend lots of money on a computer they can't modify and isn't compatible with lots of peripherals.

If I had a Death Note, I would write 'Steve Jobs - death by diarrhoea' in it.

by Darth Ridley April 24, 2008


belly-job

A fat girl uses her bellybutton to hump the tip of a penis. After finishing, the girl takes her finger, acquires some of the splooge, and gives you a milk mustache.

Man, that belly-job she gave me was off the hook! *Smiles with splooge on upper lip*

by iamthehulk December 09, 2010