Stick job

1.where a stick-man puts one hand in the mouth and the other up the anus until they meet.

2.incredebly unpleaeant and painful form of sex that can only be peformed by a stick-man.

stick-man: i can give you a stick job
peter: that err... well that sounds er
stick-man: yes that is very unpleasant

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Curb Job

I am sure it existed before the song but on the album "The Incredible Shrinking Dickies" in 1979 there is a song called "Curb Job" as far as I remeber it was always a skinhead thing where a person bites the curb and has the back of there head stomped- and would be shown in the film American History X many many years later

"Curb Job"

Gimme a bone
I gotta get away
You better gimme a bone
There'e no way I'm gonna feed your face

Aaaoh
I'm gonna give you a curb job
Aaaoh
I'm gonna break your face
Aaaoh
I'm gonna give you a curb job
Aaaoh
I'm gonna break your face

Gimme a bone
I don't have one today
Gimme a bone
There's no way I'm gonna play your game

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On the job

Noun. -Term used by Emergency Responder's (Fire,Police,EMS) to describe an event or object as being cool.

Yo guys that tiller is On the job

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hum job

vegitarian oral sex

i.e. no meat but two veg

this involves your "friend" placing the sack in their mouth and making a humming sound

this is extremely pleasurable

"i want to suck ur scrotum"

"why,ok thats called a hum job"

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T Job

The act of repetitively defecating in another's gooch crevice while tenderly stroking the shaft in an upward motion and simultaneously groping the scrotal skin in such a way that it provides a channel for duck butter (gooch runoff) to slide ever so slowly back into the perpetrator's mouth who then promptly regurgitates the foul liquid onto a slab of raw T-bone steak while hoisting the hefty portion back into the receivers poonhole, effectively dousing his anal cavity with A1 sauce...all while playing Halo 3.

Douchebag: Jesus Christ, did you see that dipshit pull a T Job ?
Asshole: No, what is it?
Douchebag: The act of repetitively defecating in another's gooch crevice while tenderly stroking the shaft in an upward motion and simultaneously groping the scrotal skin in such a way that it provides a channel for duck butter (gooch runoff) to slide ever so slowly back into the perpetrator's mouth who then promptly regurgitates the foul liquid onto a slab of raw T-bone steak while hoisting the hefty portion back into the receivers poonhole?
Asshole: Fuck no, I just saw him playing Halo 3.

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rock job

Getting head while the girl has "Pop-Rocks" (TM) in her mouth.

I got a rock job from some chick today!

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steve jobs

An evil bastard and CEO of Apple Computers.

Bill Gates is in the process of giving 85% of his fortunate to charity. Linus Torvalds single-handedly invented Linux, and made it free and open-source. Jobs has done neither of these things.

When Jobs' own company, NeXt, failed miserably, he returned to Apple as CEO. At the time, several other companies were manufacturing MacOS-compatible computers; Jobs revoked their licenses. He also put the kibosh on a project to develop a PC-compatible version of MacOS, the result of both of these actions being that if you want to use MacOS, you have to buy a Mac.

If it wasn't for Steve Jobs, more people would use MacOS because they wouldn't have to spend lots of money on a computer they can't modify and isn't compatible with lots of peripherals.

If I had a Death Note, I would write 'Steve Jobs - death by diarrhoea' in it.

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