A noon. Typically refers to a mistress of yours (otherwise known as a side hoe) who lives in the hood. A jungle wife can also refer to a girlfriend who lives in the hood. Also, jungle wives are usually of black descent however a white woman who is of inbred or trash descent can be considered a jungle wife.
Guy 1: ay yo I'm going to partake in some mating with my jungle wife.
Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!
When someone with a rather harry pubic region also has a large amount of male ejaculate in the same region.
Ah man I just jungle creamed myself!
A bottle you keep in the shower, used to squirt water at your arse hole, so you don't get an itchy ring.
"I've got a right itchy arse hole!"
"Get yourself a jungle bottle then"
When your trying to navigate the genital area, and you cannot locate the genitals due tony the copious amounts of public hair, thus making it impossible for any sexual activity south of the border.
I almost scored with Tina last night, but that boo had a foo jungle !
February 28th all big fat sexy jungle cats (Lewis Capaldi fans) celebrate Lewis the king :)
‘Are you excited for big fat sexy jungle cat day?’
‘Yeah!’
The type of pussy you would get lost in, typically hairy af, but not in all cases. If you can get lost in it, you have found yourself a Fungle Jungle my friend.
"Dude, I totally just tapped Sarah last night."
"For real man? You got lost in that Fungle Jungle?"
Jungle fever is when a person of African descent goes into a angry state that makes them “lose their bananas” making them “go chimp” this usually happens when the group is under great stress and lacking the ability to understand the things going on around.
Wow the “jungle fever” really came out last night during those peaceful protests