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When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then let them role their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.
Hey Cameron, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could giver her a presidential mask!
After giving head, she insists on wearing the Mask of Victory
A TV viewing audience is not your mother, so if you're a reporter on the news, why don't you tell your mother which businesses and people broke the stupid fuckin coronavirus rules?
Reporter- He/she/they broke the mask rules and my mommy is not the governor.
Authority figure (governor)- We will make sure they get punished, don't worry baby.
When you see an attractive person in a public place, and then you realize that they are not wearing a mask, or are wearing a mask incorrectly.
Jack. Did you get the milk from the store? Brian: I did, saw a fine lady, but she was mask ugly, had it down around her chin the whole time she was in the store. People were hacking and coughing around her too, not enough sense to put her mask on. Really sad.
n. Sticky tape used to repair and to attach masks to the face.
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Dude! I can see your tonsils. Let me get you some more masking tape.
Incomplete fragrance masking (IFM): The failed attempt at using a perceived better smelling fragrance to hide a less desirable odor.
For example, the girl sitting next to me in the computer lab used a bean burrito to hide the pungent smell of her perfume. I think that was her intent anyway. You just can't tell with Incomplete Fragrance Masking.
When someone does or says something they normally wouldn’t do or say if they weren’t hiding behind a mask.
Jen- Man that woman just said I was late even though I’m early!
Holly- she had some mask courage to do that!