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When a person is judged or "taxed" for not being something or "being phantom".
Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"
in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
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When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
one who subconsciously while sleeping jerks off their partner who is also sleeping.
KG (the Phantom Jerker) Phantom Jerked JP
The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it
So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha
When you got head to good you can still feel it
“Her dome game was so good I got phantom head and it’s been like a week”
Someone hawking up phlegm close by but you don't see them.
I was trying to watch that movie in the theatre last night but some phantom hawker kept ruining it.
I couldn't eat my meal at the restaurant, some phantom hawker put me off my food.