River Pheonix Foam Party

A death caused by drug overdose, or an extremely adverse effect to the consumption of narcotics, oftern resulting in seizure or involuntary convulsions.

"We thought he was just having a grimmer but it turns out he was heading for a River Pheonix Foam Party"

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sending juice up the river

1. Convicting O. J. Simpson.
2. Ejaculating inside someone.

This is lasting too long... I'm sending juice up the river!

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White River high school

All Thots and whores there. Lots of eboys and visco girls.

Fucking white River high school

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Staunton River Middle School

A school with too many hillbillies. Carry pocket knives to school like it’s nothing. The education system there suck just like their Football Team.

I’m going to Staunton River Middle School next week.
Run Bitch Run!!!

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Saco River Water Buffalo

The largest of Fat adult females who try to squeeze into the bathing suits of of 12 year old, then find the most public place to show themselves off. Like a public beach or river. These "Buffalo" usually consider themselves to be among the hottest "things" there as the rest of us see them as the fattest and most vile.

My best friend Josh threw up when a Saco River Water Buffalo rose out of the lake and to kiss him. (or eat, were not sure.??.)

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Going down the river Thames

When you are having sexual intercourse and your partner has an urgent diarrhea, which he/she cant hold and lets go. But being the brave man that you are, you ignore the obstacle and keep on doing what you love the most... (no pun intended)

Bro, me and my sis totally went down the river Thames last night.
Going down the river Thames is my lifestyle.

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Eagle River High School

Eagle River High school is in Eagle River Alaska.

A high school where half of the students are either stoners or religious people's. At this school people will stab you in the back. One minute you will be friends the next you won't talk to each other at all. There are a lot of clicks at this school and everybody talks shit about each other. If possible avoid this school. Lots of hate is this place and is the worst place high school ever. The teachers won't teach you a thing and you will come out dumber then you came in. But its really easy to find weed here. Choose your friends carefully

I went to Ealge River High School for 4 years and i wanted to murder myself.

I went to Eagle River High School and i changed friends more then swing dancers do partners.

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