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a big fucking spider, in summary, you are able to hear the damn footsteps on your wood floors, and somehow it is breathing and you can hear it.
Yo dawg i just saw a big fucking spider.
Did you kill it?
Nah, it was too big
Well, it may have stolen your car on the way out.
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A sexual act in which you jump out of a plane naked and have sex with your partner in the air. land in ice cold water and then shit in the water.
guy1= heyy what did you do on the weekend?
guy2= my girlfriend and i did a yukon flying spider.
guy1=lucky!
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A loud, obnoxious, smelly fart. The name is a reference to the air quality of Bayou La Batre, Alabama.
"Watch out for those Bayou Barking Spiders! They'll sneak up on you!"
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when a girl leaves a hickey on your dick
Dude she sucked so hard it left a texas spider bite
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"ur so annoying"
"yea well ur moms a spiderrrr"
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The greatest warrior from EH. He is well liked by the people and respected by the greatest of ledars. He also has a thing for Adventure Crack. His sidekick is LegaultTheAssassin
"My name is Steve, but please, call me Bender"
He Faded the "Would you hit it" poll
His stabbing of Ryan with his 1337 knife
His sniping of Moonie with his 1337 rifle
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Here to Fuck Spiders
Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.
So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.
Can be used around women and children as “here to fornicate with arachnids’"
1. "Hey man, you wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"
or
2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."
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