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Fart tube

a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.

man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube

by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023


Knob and Tube Replacement

A slang reference for a adult store.

I'm looking for recommendations for knob and tube replacement in Toronto. Can anyone help?

by peteywheats March 23, 2021


Corona fuck tube

When you stick your flaccid penis into a empty (or full) corona bottle and get hard. This causes your penis to get stuck and the only way out is by breaking the bottle or cumming in your corona.

Guy1: dude my girlfriend made me do the corona fuck tube last night

Guy2: damn, how many cuts did you get? Or did you have to drink cumrona?

by Abe2608 March 28, 2020


shootin' the poop tube

Flushing a flare down your toilet to unfreeze your pipes in sub-zero weather.

It's snowing again, time to start shootin' the poop tube.

by Sudo-Woodo January 2, 2018


toothpaste tubing

Toothpaste Tubing is the act of pinching the base of your penis after ejaculating and guiding the semen up and out your urethra

After my wank, i was toothpaste tubing the rest and it all came out yellow

by ChazzaGrazza May 5, 2024


slithery tube dude

a snake

Holy shit look at that huge slithery tube dude

by kldgldkgjdlskgwlkdsjg November 28, 2017


tubeing

Drinking

Rich: what you up to after work mate

Nick: im going tubeing!

by floxx January 3, 2014