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number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it

“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”

by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020


Follow me on Twitter

An easy way to piss of a large group of people.

Person 1: "Follow me on Twitter bro"
Person 2: "Loser bitch ass"

by g2em4 July 12, 2023


Twitter Users

Arrogant; Insecure; Racist; Mentally ill; Egotistical; Hypocritical. Think of the worst person you know, pretty good chance they spend most of the day on Twitter acting like a prick to anyone who don’t agree with them while they continue to rot in their bed or chair.

Person 1 : “Hey dude wanna go out today?”
Person 2 : “yea sure just don’t invite Person 3, every time we hang out he constantly takes pictures of people and makes fun of them”

Person 3 : “dude he’s a twitter user what do you expect? He’s gonna die alone like most twitter users anyways”.

by Inabakumori fan ^_^ March 14, 2024


Twitter users

People usually of VERY politically correct ideals, who are mostly hostile towards Caucasian people, men, and heterosexuals. Besides these people there is the smaller group of memers, and the even smaller group of artists who most of the time, draw R34.

Person 1: “Dude have you seen anyone dumber than person 3?”
Person 2: “Yeah, Twitter users.”

by TimepieceEnjoyer4345 October 3, 2022


twitter speak

Slanged speech made up by users of Twitter,mainly adaptions of words using "Tweet or Twit",shortened to cut down on character usage.

I use twitter speak to stay within my 140 characters.

by BLuTink78 June 29, 2009


twitter litter

1: Needless information shared via twitter. Usually disgusting
2: One's twitter followers. Like a litter of cats

1: Urb@dict: tweeting form my toilet. Mexican food is killer
2: She's following 100 people, but her twitter litter's as empty as the movie theatre when Nine came out

by Ellagetsa5again March 7, 2010


twitter hippy

Refers to an individual(s) who displays themselves as a "hippy" via social networking sites, but upon being seen and conversed with in person, have no outstanding qualities that would allow them to be seen as aforementioned "hippy". Twitter biographies often include descriptors declaring that one is indeed "a hippy", "flower child", "peace lover", "acid lover", etc. May even go as far as to tweet and retweet things that encourage this false image, even though they may not fully understand the subject matter of said tweets.

John: "Sarah is a very judgmental, mean girl."
David: "But her twitter makes her seem so peaceful and cool, she's got a picture of the Buddha on her header!"
John: "Nah, she's just a twitter hippy."

by Skyeandsea November 17, 2013